Meanwhile, when Berko was at the hot tub convincing himself that some girls were interested in him, me and bricks headed over to Albertson’s grocery to stock up on some food. Pretty smart idea if you ask me to send the two fat guys food shopping. We encountered some difficult decisions like should we get the frosted Entenmanns donuts or go for the devils food donuts. We ended up with the devils food donuts and somehow when we got back to the hotel the box was half empty. Heshy already claimed his bed when we got back we found him sleeping across one of the twin beds, leaving a cot and another twin bed to divide amongst the rest of us. Being the biggest does have its advantages some times and I got the cot to myself with Bricks and Berko sharing the twin bed. If they weren’t close friends yet, tonight would be the perfect time to start. But before a good night’s sleep you have to get in a good nights meal, so we fired up the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine and cooked up some hotdogs and settled in watching Jimmy Kimmel interview Justin Timberlake. Bricks was the last to go to bed since he didn’t shower yet, problem was we all used up the towels, but there was a small hand cloth left. By one thirty we were all in bed lights out, falling asleep, and I was looking forward to the day ahead which hopefully can only get better, when a loud horrible sound suddenly jolted me out of bed. I looked over and saw bricks snoring like a beast. After a few unsuccessful attempts at telling him to shut it and a failed pillow throw, which only screwed me because I was to lazy to get up and get it I just rolled over and eventually passed out from exhaustion.
Why is it that at night it’s hot as hell but no matter what you always wake up cold? One of life’s biggest mysteries, right up there with how you always end up losing a sock when you do laundry. Anyways, first things first after our alarm went off at 6:30 I told Bricks about his excessively loud snoring, which he answered me back that he heard it too, which doesn’t really make any sense. Heshy chimed in that he heard it also and said that as he was laying on his bed at night trying to fall asleep with a lawn mower in the room he kinda felt sorry for brick’s bedmate. Berko said that he didn’t hear a thing which was pretty weird since Bricks was basically sleeping right on top of him but I wasn’t in the mood to delve into that matter. Anyway, bricks was the first one to finish davening and he went downstairs to check out the breakfast. About 90 seconds later he walks back in saying that the breakfast wasn’t free. Hey, why would it be free? We are only staying at a four star Hilton hotel that gave us 3 towels for four ppl, one small bottle of shampoo and tto top it all off one small bar of soap that we all had to share. One of us though took the soap sharing a little to far and decided to leave it covered completely in hair, but I wont mention Heshy’s name as to not embarrass him. So we decided to eat breakfast in the room, not that it was a disappointment though, we cracked open our sandwich maker and Bricks made us some awesome grilled cheese sandwiches that he smothered in butter first. The guy forgot to pack any shirts for the trip but he remembered to buy butter for the sandwich maker . The obvious lesson here is that butter on your grilled cheese is way more important than having more than one shirt for a nine day vacation because hey you can always go shirtless but you can never settle for spray oil when it comes to grilled cheese. Alright time to get moving we got a long drive ahead of us.Next Stop: Yellowstone
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